A is for Attack of the Killer Tomatoes in all it's terrible glory.
B is for Big Trouble in Little China and two girls with green eyes!
C if for The Car and the sweet, sweet Barris 1971 Lincoln Continental Mark III.
D is for Dead Alive. God bless the Sumatran rat-monkey.
E is for Eaten Alive. Nothing beats a killer who has a pet crocodile.
F is for Fright Night. Be sure to pronounce the title with special emphasis on the 'T's.
G is for Ghoulies and for the ass-biting trolls popping out of toilets.
H is for The Hand. What the fuck was Oliver Stone thinking?
I is for Incubus or I Spit on Your Grave because I can't make up my mind...
J is for Jason X. Friday the 13th in space? Give me a fucking break...
K is for Krull. I want a glaive, a mullet, a McDLT and a Fresca to go please.
L is for The Legend of Boggy Creek. Bigfoot rocks!
M if for The Manitou. Indian demons coming out a woman's back and Tony Curtis! Woo-hoo...
N is for Near Dark. Redneck vampires kick total ass.
O is for Outland. A cop movie in space? Whatever...
P is for Planet of the Apes. The ORIGINAL...not that Tim Burton garbage.
Q is for Q. Ha! I've been waiting the entire alphabet for this one.
R is for Repo Man. Consequently...Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
S is for Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone. The title alone sells this one...
T is for The Toxic Avenger: Oh yeah--I went there bitch.
U is for The Ugly. Kiwi horror flick. 'G-day mates' and all that bollocks.
V is for Vestron Video. Thanks for all the great shit you put out in the '80s. We miss you...
W is for Westworld. God bless Yul Brynner. He's so dang cool in his Johnny Cash duds.
X is for Xtro and it's gnasty, funked out rapist alien.
Y is for Yentl. Anything with Barbra Streisand in it is scary to me!
Z is for ZARDOZ. Watch this movie NOW. Fuck it...go out and BUY IT NOW. It rocks! Sean Connery in a red loincloth and thigh-high boots is a riot.
That's my list and I'm sticking to it.
Love,
Bert
B is for Big Trouble in Little China and two girls with green eyes!
C if for The Car and the sweet, sweet Barris 1971 Lincoln Continental Mark III.
D is for Dead Alive. God bless the Sumatran rat-monkey.
E is for Eaten Alive. Nothing beats a killer who has a pet crocodile.
F is for Fright Night. Be sure to pronounce the title with special emphasis on the 'T's.
G is for Ghoulies and for the ass-biting trolls popping out of toilets.
H is for The Hand. What the fuck was Oliver Stone thinking?
I is for Incubus or I Spit on Your Grave because I can't make up my mind...
J is for Jason X. Friday the 13th in space? Give me a fucking break...
K is for Krull. I want a glaive, a mullet, a McDLT and a Fresca to go please.
L is for The Legend of Boggy Creek. Bigfoot rocks!
M if for The Manitou. Indian demons coming out a woman's back and Tony Curtis! Woo-hoo...
N is for Near Dark. Redneck vampires kick total ass.
O is for Outland. A cop movie in space? Whatever...
P is for Planet of the Apes. The ORIGINAL...not that Tim Burton garbage.
Q is for Q. Ha! I've been waiting the entire alphabet for this one.
R is for Repo Man. Consequently...Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
S is for Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone. The title alone sells this one...
T is for The Toxic Avenger: Oh yeah--I went there bitch.
U is for The Ugly. Kiwi horror flick. 'G-day mates' and all that bollocks.
V is for Vestron Video. Thanks for all the great shit you put out in the '80s. We miss you...
W is for Westworld. God bless Yul Brynner. He's so dang cool in his Johnny Cash duds.
X is for Xtro and it's gnasty, funked out rapist alien.
Y is for Yentl. Anything with Barbra Streisand in it is scary to me!
Z is for ZARDOZ. Watch this movie NOW. Fuck it...go out and BUY IT NOW. It rocks! Sean Connery in a red loincloth and thigh-high boots is a riot.
That's my list and I'm sticking to it.
Love,
Bert
