tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8547363768264805692011-04-21T16:11:54.873-07:00Here's an alphabet listing of movies. Sweet Judas on an ironing board!Berthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10136935620866525886noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854736376826480569.post-85461386905764943652008-11-18T04:56:00.000-08:002008-11-18T08:11:27.144-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aHyFbtzG7Jk/SSLpHS5YODI/AAAAAAAAALI/Ixf9vb2ifQo/s1600-h/cookie-monster.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270030825517758514" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 127px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 130px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aHyFbtzG7Jk/SSLpHS5YODI/AAAAAAAAALI/Ixf9vb2ifQo/s200/cookie-monster.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><strong>A</strong> is for <strong>Attack of the Killer Tomatoes</strong> in all it's terrible glory.<br /><br /><strong>B</strong> is for <strong>Big Trouble in Little China</strong> and two girls with green eyes!<br /><br /><strong>C</strong> if for <strong>The Car</strong> and the sweet, sweet Barris 1971 Lincoln Continental Mark III.<br /><br /><strong>D</strong> is for <strong>Dead Alive</strong>. God bless the Sumatran rat-monkey.<br /><br /><strong>E</strong> is for <strong>Eaten Alive.</strong> Nothing beats a killer who has a pet crocodile.<br /><br /><strong>F</strong> is for <strong>Fright Night</strong>. Be sure to pronounce the title with special emphasis on the 'T's.<br /><br /><strong>G</strong> is for <strong>Ghoulies</strong> and for the ass-biting trolls popping out of toilets.<br /><br /><strong>H</strong> is for <strong>The Hand</strong>. What the fuck was Oliver Stone thinking?<br /><br /><strong>I</strong> is for <strong>Incubus</strong> or <strong>I Spit on Your Grave</strong> because I can't make up my mind...<br /><br /><strong>J</strong> is for <strong>Jason X</strong>. Friday the 13th in space? Give me a fucking break...<br /><br /><strong>K </strong>is for <strong>Krull</strong>. I want a glaive, a mullet, a McDLT and a Fresca to go please.<br /><br /><strong>L</strong> is for <strong>The Legend of Boggy Creek</strong>. Bigfoot rocks!<br /><br /><strong>M</strong> if for <strong>The Manitou</strong>. Indian demons coming out a woman's back and Tony Curtis! Woo-hoo...<br /><br /><strong>N</strong> is for <strong>Near Dark</strong>. Redneck vampires kick total ass.<br /><br /><strong>O</strong> is for <strong>Outland</strong>. A cop movie in space? Whatever...<br /><br /><strong>P</strong> is for <strong>Planet of the Apes</strong>. The <strong>ORIGINAL</strong>...not that Tim Burton garbage.<br /><br /><strong>Q</strong> is for <strong>Q</strong>. Ha! I've been waiting the entire alphabet for this one.<br /><br /><strong>R</strong> is for <strong>Repo Man</strong>. Consequently...Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.<br /><br /><strong>S</strong> is for <strong>Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone</strong>. The title alone sells this one...<br /><br /><strong>T</strong> is for <strong>The Toxic Avenger</strong>: Oh yeah--I went there bitch.<br /><br /><strong>U</strong> is for <strong>The Ugly</strong>. Kiwi horror flick. 'G-day mates' and all that bollocks.<br /><br /><strong>V</strong> is for <strong>Vestron Video</strong>. Thanks for all the great shit you put out in the '80s. We miss you...<br /><br /><strong>W</strong> is for <strong>Westworld</strong>. God bless Yul Brynner. He's so dang cool in his Johnny Cash duds.<br /><br /><strong>X</strong> is for <strong>Xtro</strong> and it's gnasty, funked out rapist alien.<br /><br /><strong>Y</strong> is for <strong>Yentl</strong>. Anything with Barbra Streisand in it is scary to me!<br /><br /><strong>Z</strong> is for <strong>ZARDOZ</strong>. Watch this movie <strong>NOW</strong>. Fuck it...go out and <strong>BUY IT NOW</strong>. It rocks! Sean Connery in a red loincloth and thigh-high boots is a riot.<br /><br />That's my list and I'm sticking to it.<br /><br />Love,<br />Bert</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854736376826480569-8546138690576494365?l=alphabetmovies.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Berthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10136935620866525886noreply@blogger.com0